3-18-03

What is the typical NiL fan's ultimate dream?

To have the Brown Bunker decommissioned by the commissioner of medical records? To have NiL dismantled like an Iraqi al-Samoud?

This is just what has happened. We sincerely hope you are happy. Despite compliance with all local, state, and federal ordinances concerning musical armaments, the Montague Commissioner of Medical Records put the kibosh on NiL as of February 30, 2003. On this day, the Brown Bunker, also known as the NiL Center for Complex Audio Recording, was seized under imminent domain statues persuant to Montague Feudal Law for purposes other than complex audio recording.

NiL is in an indefinite state of raptus regaliter. It is typical for you to feel fear and sorrow by this news. Do not fear, though. Among other things, Necessity is the Mother of Intervention. Upon us has come an age of musical intervention. Like the mythical Moschops, music will rise again from the ashes of the Brown Bunker.

Please stay tuned to this channel for refreshing new music in the months to come. As you can see, NiL has revamped the web site to a design deemed "best" by government focus groups. We have also added more than 17 DiReCt dOwNlOaDz to supplement your listening needs. NiL knows: you deserve more.